Birthday fancy.

okay I’m done now.

I also figured out that I could wear a headband and it actually looks pretty cute.

Guess who had a pretty darn good birthday?

Please excuse me while I wither into a pile of dust.

Welcome to Sears, stop being an asshole or I’ll stab you with the plethora of pens at the register.

I’m actually pretty stress free for the first time in like four months and it feels awesome so I will reward my self with Courage the Cowardly Dog and maybe a nap.

Someone shave the rest of my head/I just woke up hey how are you?

my hair is getting all sorts of messy

i need a hair cut

Please someone save me from strangling my coworker because he’s a pervy, racist, sexist fucking pig.

It’s too nice to be inside. :(