fuckyeahgirlcrush: every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad
I’m someone who can say funny things in the moment as myself. I like to write...– Conan O’Brien in Parade Magazine in 2009 (via humblemisfit)
dreamyfawn: i wish that instead of really annoying guys coming up to you in the street to hit on you it was really cool girls who were like hey i like your hair do you want to come over and have some wine and hang out and do eachother’s nails really dope and eat foods and talk shit about all the strange men that have hit on us
youarefuckingmajestic: BE VAIN AND BE UNASHAMED. LOVE YOURSELF FIERCELY AND TELL ANYONE WHO DOESN’T LIKE IT TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
inseptica: shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
garlic-breadgasm: YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT...
Someone save me from stabbing my racist coworker and customer in the neck with a pen.
I passed my Sociology class I’m going to cry of happiness. It probably lowered my GPA but I don’t care because I didn’t fail!
ducksofrubber: GIF BUG
3 percent of the decision-making in media comes from women. That means 97...– Independent Lens, PBS “Wonder Women! The Untold Story of American Superheroines” (via ihopeyoucontinue4ever) It also means that 97 percent of how men are portrayed in media are decided on by men. Something to remind MRAs and their ilk of when they complain about the stereotype of men as inept...
Saturday Night Tears
That was a beautiful song but it did not soften the blow at all
We can all pretend that SNL will be fine BUT YOU’LL ALL BE LIARS.
I am not emotionally ready for this :(
FRED ARMISEN TOO? NO NO NO NO NO I CANNOT ACCEPT THIS I AM LITERALLY CRYING MY TWO FAVORITES AND THEY’RE LEAVING NOOOOOOOOOO
CARRIE BROWNSTEIN ON SNL AND SHE’S SO PERFECT AND BILL HADER SHOULD NEVER LEAVE UGH
I’m 100% sure that I want straight across bangs when my hair grows out but I’m also 100% sure that they would look terrible on me. ugh
I am already going through Bill Hader withdrawals just watching that skit with Stefon. :(